[McSteed]

He was known simply as �Jerk.�

�You mean The Jerk,� someone once said.

�Do I look like Steve Martin?� Jerk would say.

This someone was forced to admit that he did in fact look nothing like Steve Martin. No, his skin was entirely more blue-gray than Steve Martin. And his hair, instead of being a nice silvery Steve Martin gray was just not there.

Jerk�s blue-gray skin and severe lack of hair anywhere on his body (except for one bit of his bum which for want of a better term we will call the rusty sheriff�s badge, or puckered flower, or ring piece . . . sorry.) was caused by an extremely bizarre incident with a waffle iron, a rubber chicken, a St. John�s Wart pill and a five gallon bucket of baby man-o-war jellyfish. He also has a set of amazingly white teeth.

Jerk was not, as he was the first to admit, a proper super hero. Though he�d only admit it while sitting on the throne. His true name was Turgid Thomas Tumescence and he hails from a suburb of San Diego called Spring Valley where human trash has reached new heights. His girlfriend Molly Cottle will join him in the ranks of superherodom as soon as she can afford breast implants to better fill her spandex tights. She also needs a competent oral surgeon to fix her crystal-meth rotted teeth. She has tried to recreate Jerk�s accident but it only resulted in her strange ability to play Flight of the Bumble Bee by passing gas.

So it�s off to New York where Jerk makes his daily rounds shooting old ladies who let their poodles crap on the sidewalk. �I visited NY when I was nine in the dead of winter and started an interest rock collection. I took this collection to the warmth of indoors to discover it was now a pile of thawing turds. I vowed I�d cap all of them. My girlfriend being spineless twit with no mind of her own took up the fight like it was her own.�

Chris Neuhahn www.mcsteed.com

[Harnish Studios]

Not bad at all. Cool hero

A couple things:

His right knee seems slightly vague. Maybe add some more detail there? His right hand has four fingers, whereas his left hand has five. Was that inentional or not? And where are his nose and ears?

- Brian

[Rob M]

Look closely, there are 5 finger, the middle 2 fingers look like one wide one because he didn't define the line between the two fingers.