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mantis
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Chris
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| In fact, the Bible says that when Onan chose not to copulate and instead released his seed on the ground, God was so angry that he struck Onan dead |
LMAO, so what did God just give up on this, too many people now? LOL |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2000 5:13 pm |
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hehahahah! i like this one:
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2000 7:25 pm |
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thats the greatest, man! hehehe
yay!
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Maruman
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2000 8:57 pm |
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hahaha fuck this is so funny!!!
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The second restriction is that no man will be permitted to have any sexual thoughts during the process.
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"The only way to masturbate without lust is to keep your mind on Christ at all times."
hahaha to keep your mind on christ would be lusting after christ :-)hehehe
btw what about chicks !! ??
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Striker
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2000 10:21 pm |
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| hrmm.. my sense of humor must be outdated. I found nothing funny about that site. |
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2000 12:55 am |
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| The landover baptist joke is so old... i think it�s even featured in a book on funny sites that came with my first web connection in 1995. |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2000 1:12 pm |
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DUDES DUDES!!
In my little town there is some guy walking around barefoot with a bible in one hand, and dressed like jesus! HE IS JESUS!!!
It's so funny.. he was walking along the Route 9 and everyone parked alongside and went out of their cars to TALK to Jesus!! hahahahaha
THE FUNNIEST PART: Someone invited Jesus to our school to talk on some phylosophy class.. I wanna see that happening! Prolly gonna skip whatever class it's gonna be during that time and go watch JESUS talk!
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