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mantis
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Knowing how faustenstein is always is in a fucked up state of mind, I really think this will cheer him up. Take a gander.
Come to the Darwin Awards
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Affected
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2000 5:19 am |
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| Hm, I've heard of a very similar tale a year or so ago. Urban legend? |
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synj
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2000 9:04 am |
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nah, eheh a kid i knew in 10th grade said he put his peewee into a vacuum cleaner too. i am like isn't that vacuum too small? he's like, no, i just poke it in when its soft with a pencil.
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Affected
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2000 9:45 am |
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That sounds like a potentially embarrassing situation to be walked in on...
"Aaah, I was trying to get this house clean for once and I had an accident! Honest!"
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Nex
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2000 9:57 am |
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| hehe.. but with a pencil? Man he had to be really desperate.. |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2000 9:36 am |
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the nick is faustgfx, not Faust.
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Jabberwocky
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2000 1:26 pm |
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You did here what happen to the kid and the apple pie... but it deals with American Pie the movie and a kid who was too impatiant to let the pie cool... Anyways if any guy gets that desprate i have a "friend" that is easy... she is a lvl above Rover, but heck it's better than Hover.
And what is it with guys sticking their prick in everything they can get a hold of... oh no don't kick a guy there, but it's okay for him to stick it in a electric plug...
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2000 4:01 pm |
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Jabberwocky: I saw a 'scan' of a newspaper article detailing such a pie-related incident, but it was obviously bogus. THe language used gave it away.
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theresa
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2000 4:28 pm |
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EEGGH its theresa not thehteihahs. please call me by the right name.
EEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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Jabberwocky
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| Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2000 7:11 pm |
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Affected: you know that somewhere out there there is that one stupid horney kid that's going to try it...and I bet he'll learn bad mistake fast... And if you think just because of the lang makes it bogus you never read my cities paper... we don't call it the yernal for nothing. It earned the name.
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psi burn
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| Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2000 7:56 pm |
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| what is theresa (as usual) talking about? |
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2000 3:16 am |
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She must be hearing voices again, Psi  |
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Ned
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| Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2000 12:16 pm |
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Whilst we're on the subject of Urban Myths and people abusing themselves, check out the Rectal Foreign Bodies page. . .heh heh heh.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html
Ned
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