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shawnhud
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:49 am     Reply with quote
What are some of the best/funniest/most original excuses you guys have ever used to get out of a day of work.
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Max
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 10:08 am     Reply with quote
I couldn't find my brain...my hamster ate it....
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Drunken Monkey
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:12 pm     Reply with quote
My Stigmata is acting up.
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paranoid?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:29 pm     Reply with quote
My hemoroids are acting up....I swear I can't sit down without feeling like my ass has been spanked with a piledriver. Can you do me a favor and check it please' I'd really like a heads up.
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hwslut
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:36 am     Reply with quote
Drunken Monkey wrote:
My Stigmata is acting up.


lol.
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merlyns
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:47 am     Reply with quote
sorry to interupt youre topic but hwslut is the best lurker I saw
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Dr. Bang
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 11:39 am     Reply with quote
he wasted his first post with an lol
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hwslut
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:07 pm     Reply with quote
My plan is to post something as insignifficant as an "lol" approximately every 2 years.

Everything seems to be going according to plan.
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merlyns
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:56 pm     Reply with quote
lol

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:11 am     Reply with quote
I have friction burns on my genitals
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