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[Shizo]
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I have recently found the raw talent of a street thugging geezer in the UK. He inspired me! Check out his beats and videos at http://www.the-streets.co.uk/
I wrote some lyrics a few minutes ago, let me share the good:
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yo yo yo, shout outs to my homies at Belgrad. I love that city.
Loading up my ammunition, checking position, getting permission to fire, feeling fine.
I used AnalogX Rhyme on that last line.
Two cyllables, forward left to right setting. Or was it in reverse? I guess i'm forgetting.
Hey yo, my socks are dirty. You can wash them
It doesn't matter what size they are, i'll pay cash.
Tonight i need my socks clean, because i'm going to the prom night at highschool.
I get to the place, park my ass. The hoes are already standing there, waiting to undress.
I am not trying to be ghetto. I'm just trying to get paid for the job that i'm doing and to get some girl that i know to like me. It doesn't matter..
Freddy Mercury. He was afraid to fix his teeth and loose the ability to sing gracefully.
Here comes Juvenile, you can't understand what he says. They took out all of his front teeth and replaced them with PEZ.
I like that candy, he says, don't disrespect it. Whatever dude, just dont go on MTV again to ghetto women shaking their ass.
What do you have against ghetto, bitch? I dont have anything against nothing, And it's alright. It's just the way it is, mate, so chill it down.
I have a theory that there is no good or evil. No limit in speed, size, matter, or phase, And all that universal bullsh*t.
No limit in space in order to go too far or too close even. And the perception of life as it is, is only as good as yourself as an individual that is looking at it. Get that in yo head, Holla.
There is nothing to get. No stupidity or geniality exists either, it's just a matter of putting one thing to another and comparing the two. Or having some guy compare it for you.
You can say that i'm not perfect, but who is? That leads me to believe that perfection doesn't exist.
I progress through the years to become phatter. I cannot say that i'm better, as there is no better, and the only thing for me to worry about is my bling bling's netto.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 12:50 am |
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Yeah.  That�s what I�m talking about, nice.
Any beats to that?
The Weekend starts here
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:09 pm |
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The Streets are kewl, but check out the main man where lyrical genius is concerned Brit style.
His name is Maxi Jazz & he ain't no joke...
He is the Grand Oral Disseminator...
Lead vocals/rap for Faithless.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:09 pm |
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| I pray to Allah that THAT Failthess is not the same one that did the horrible horrible song "Insomnia"....otherwise I'm gonna shoot em. |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 8:05 pm |
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| Giant Hamster wrote: |
| I pray to Allah that THAT Failthess is not the same one that did the horrible horrible song "Insomnia"....otherwise I'm gonna shoot em. |
Yes they did do Insomnia, along with many other dance choons, but they have a much broader range than just dance.
Shoot them? Thats a bit harsh, no?
Don't fancy your chances much with that anyway, bit of a wild threat without much substance really.
& I am sure Allah would be happy for you to use his name, when in the next breath you are threatening to shoot someone, very humanitarian of you.
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 10:36 pm |
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| I must say.. i didn't like that sh*t, but i'm checking out anything interesting. The pics were pretty cool (although that Dido girl has horrible boobies) and i'm d-ling their videos too now.. It's all good. |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:19 am |
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This is all good, but what does Mike Skinner have to do with all this?
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:26 am |
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| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| Shoot them? Thats a bit harsh, no? |
Harsh? No.
| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| Don't fancy your chances much with that anyway, bit of a wild threat without much substance really. |
Liek, Duh! *smack*
| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| & I am sure Allah would be happy for you to use his name, when in the next breath you are threatening to shoot someone, very humanitarian of you. |
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!! |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:30 am |
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| Gort wrote: |
This is all good, but what does Mike Skinner have to do with all this?
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HAAAAA.... HAAAAAAAAHHHH,.,,, HAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! LOL I never seen that websit. This is amazing!   |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:14 am |
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"The Irony of it all", by The Streets is a great track.
If you know anything about British culture, it's the most accurate satire I've heard in ages. |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 3:06 pm |
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| Giant Hamster wrote: |
| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| Shoot them? Thats a bit harsh, no? |
Harsh? No.
| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| Don't fancy your chances much with that anyway, bit of a wild threat without much substance really. |
Liek, Duh! *smack*
| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| & I am sure Allah would be happy for you to use his name, when in the next breath you are threatening to shoot someone, very humanitarian of you. |
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!! |
Come back when you are an adult.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 3:56 pm |
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| Heheh. Busted. |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 5:57 pm |
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I fucking hate having to act like an adult. :smirk
But if you are gonna spam or try to be l337, at least attempt to be funny or witty.
& dissing one of the most talented modern artist collectives around just makes you look like a huge retard, but then again, what can you expect from an overgrown gerbil. 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:36 pm |
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Yes, I am sorry.
Your unparalleled wit and intelligence radiating from your posts shows that I am nowhere near as incredible as you are. Your usage of Cookie Monster is very captivating and elegant - as you are most surely a beautiful human being aswell. I apologize that I can not conjure up witty retorts - or even complete sentances without making a complete foll of myself. Oh - I noticed I mispelled 'fool' - how could I be so dumb?
I am greatly ashamed at what I said earlier and I only wish for your supreme forgiveness as my words of hate were meerly out of unintelligence and not knowing what truely excellent music - such as Faithless - really is.
From now on I will remember to watch what I say and always use witty retorts such as posting pictures of Cookie Monster, Erik Estrada, or the "retarded Olympic Kid" when replying to a conversation.
Thank You for taking your time to enlighten me, |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:29 pm |
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Heehehe.. Chill in, both of ya! Only i truly own the knowledge of universe and existance! You cannot surpass that knowledge.. ever.
Elmo rulez |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:53 am |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 7:09 am |
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| LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:25 pm |
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| Giant Hamster wrote: |
| Yes, I am sorry. |
I think we all agree on that statement.
So  .
Want me to give you GPS grid references so you can locate the sarcasm above, or do you think you can manage without them?
Now, you wanna play nice before the Spam fairy makes an appearance?
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:09 pm |
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hahah, Yeah - It just makes me laugh to see all this coming from Paws_of_gt AKA: GanjaTaz - The Lord of the Lens-Flare.
Nice artwork, Shithead:
I now can fully understand why you're such an idiot.
Let's count the ways you're a retard:
You...
1. listen to Faithless - one of the shittiest bands ever.
2. are The Lensflare champion.
3. are the absolute Master of clich� remarks.
4. ":smirk" - lolololol omg ^_^ tee hee@!!@1~
So, Paws; Remember to stay "As chilled as a surfer" and go get hit by a car. |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 5:31 pm |
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Well chuckle chuckle chuckle, he can't even tell what something is made in, or name the actual effect used, gee you are a elite cybarintarweb stalker. wow you stalked me, oh nos!!!!!
What am I to do, oh woe is me.
& like it wasn't pretty obvious my nick is ganjataz due to the fact I own that domain name & have a site runing from it, which is in the link in my sig, or also linked from Devart, gee you should apply for the SAS cuz j00 is soooo smart.
I will have to bow to your FLAEME WARRI0R l33tness, oh overfed gerbil type intarweb n00b basher.
But many thanks for the page views, hits to my site and generally spending time upping my stats everywhere.
Ciao. =]
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:22 pm |
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| paws_of_gt wrote: |
| he can't even tell what something is made in. |
Does it really matter what it was made in when it's as shitty as that? It's complete trash and you should be shot for making it. It's absurdly worthless and offensive to look at such as you are. You should be arrested, or better yet executed at point blank range with a magnum, for making such an absolute piece of shit.
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| & like it wasn't pretty obvious my nick is ganjataz |
& like duh! Could you be any stupider?
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| the fact I own that domain name & have a site runing from it |
I know, and that's what I find funny - It's complete shit! Hahahahaha and you're completely lame.
I repeat: Quicky, Go play in traffic and get hit by a car, NOW. I find it absolutely offensive that you exist and I'm completely appaled that someone would actually give a retard of your ultimacy internet access.
The world would be a better place without people of your ilk.
Just die already - your presence unwanted and unappreciated. |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 7:33 pm |
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| paws_of_gt wrote: |
But many thanks for the page views, hits to my site and generally spending time upping my stats everywhere.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:17 pm |
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Hahaha! This thread makes Daler smile!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:47 pm |
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w0o, that rocks! =)
Dahler Dance. |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:57 pm |
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I just cannot resist:
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| Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 6:38 pm |
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LOL!!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 7:19 pm |
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Hey Gort, do you follow the Tour or just a Lance fan?
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