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vigilo
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What are you best excuses not to go to work?
I was thinking to call in with this this morning:
'I am not going to be able to make it today, i had some sushi yesterday and can't get off the john. Sorry, i'll be back tomorrow.'
But i already used that one couple of months ago... so i had to go in. |
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Awetopsy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 9:07 am |
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| Sorry I cant come in today as I recently died and I need to attend my own funeral. |
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Effigy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 9:15 am |
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Top 10 excuses to get out of work
1. My cat jumped off the bed, knocked my alarm off the dresser, the batteries fell out, and I over slept.
2. I can't make it to work today, my keys are locked in my car, my car is locked in the garage, and my flatmate has gone to work with the garage keys.
3. I will be late for work today because I have been kidnapped, expect to be in for late this afternoon if negotiations go well.
4. I will be late in for work today as I have to pick my Uncle up from the train station. He has two bags but only one arm.
5. I will not be in work today as Michael Owen is a god, I worship that god and it would be wrong to anger the god by not watching him preach to his disciples on TV!
6. I've broken my metertarsal bone and will be away from work for six to eight weeks.
7. I won't be into work today ...GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... because I have a sore throat.
8. I won't be in today because I have footballitis, which can only be cured by watching non-stop football.
9. I have been locked in my house by my blonde Swedish and brunette Italian girlfriends who are demanding that I make my mind up which one I prefer. I'm not allowed out until I decide.
10. I won't be in work today as l am doing the weekly shop for Posh & Becks. |
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Brain
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| Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 10:04 pm |
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| I can't come into work today as I have friction burns on my genitals. |
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ruler protractor pen penc
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| Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 11:46 pm |
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Well, the trick is not to overrexplain it.
the best one is "my car broke down." always works for me.
eemm, but not necessarily the funniest?
[ June 21, 2002: Message edited by: ruler ] |
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zak
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| Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 2:56 am |
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teacher: "where the hell you been the last few weeks!!!!????"
me: "i was indesposed, sorry for missing your lesson xxxx(insert no of days here, only 4 digit values allowed) times in a row
teacher: "well, wont you share the reason with us"
me: no, anything else
*letter on the way home |
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