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A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

Last year I entered a film festival and took third place, which was pretty cool. The film was about three rednecks going out into the woods to hunt DiscoGuys on their hunting show on TNN. People really liked it. That was cool.

Well, today they will be reshowing my film because it was a prize winner last year. That is cool.

So, what about you all? Have you guys done anything like this? How many film makers do we have here? Does everyone fully understand just how cool I am?

Great. Feedback or be eaten.

J Bradford · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2001 1:40 pm

No don't eat me!

Well Ive got some negative energy to dispose of so here is my feedback, without even seeing your movie!

Fuck your fucking peice of shit movie! I bet it sucked so fucking bad you had to put fucking subliminal message in it just so people would fucking like it. Brainwashing is fucking bad man, so learn to film a real fucking movie. Fucker!

There. Best comment you'll ever recieve.

Dthind · member Member # Joined: 12 Dec 2000 Posts: 436

Bradford:

You lost me on that last one...huh ?

J Bradford · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2001 5:21 pm

Since when did things have to make sense?

A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

Word,

I'm with Bradford. I am pretty much a huge prick. My movie does suck, but no more than the rest. And we are in Random musings. Sense be damned.

I love you Bradford. You make me cry.

Impaler · Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 2:57 pm

Patented ImpalerZach Filming Processes:

1) Walk around with a video camera. Point it at cool things and press "Record" button. Stop when the interesting thing is over.

OR

2) Find some loose cheerleader at school, take clothes off, put camera on tripod, point it at big blanket on floor, put on cheesy techno, roll cheerleader and yourself in aluminum foil, and have futuristic sexy pornography.

OR

3) Write out a script, actually plan it out, and film.

I've done a lot of 1, .... of 2, and some of 3.

Making movie rock.

A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

Rock on Impaler,

I mostly do 3, but I'm gonna have to get me some of 2.

ShinShot · Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 7:56 pm

Let's see...

Rednecks and Disco Guys.

How many mullets were involoved?

I have camera in tow and will be on the elusive hunt this weekend. I hear they're in season...

Is your film available for viewing outside the festival?

A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

ShinShot,

I wish my film was available for viewing outside the festival. I should have it streaming somewhere, but it's to copyright infringement rich to submit anywhere and my modem is so damned slow that sending to someone is right out. Basically, the only people who can see it are those who can give me a blank video.

And, no, there were no mullets involved this time, though in retrospect there should have been. I gave you 5 stars just for asking.

Count Zero · Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 10:43 am

Me.
Seriously.
Done our school's presentation video, a few short "movies". Working on an animemusicvideo right now. Going be a film maker of sorts for a living.

Oh, and no, I can't even begin to comprehend how cool you are A.Buttle. That's how damn cool you are.

A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

Tell me about it, Count Zero.

Sometimes I can't even handle myself... heh heh heh.

Lunatique · Posted: Sun May 06, 2001 12:13 pm

Man, I was director of photography on an independent film, and I walked after the second day of shooting. The director was a total no-talent-hack. He didn't even know who Stanely Kubrick was, and has never seen any of his films!

A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

My grandma knows who Stanley Kubrick is.