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J Bradford member
Member # Joined: 13 Nov 2000 Posts: 1048 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 8:20 am |
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Poprocksz, I have a number of African American friends, and I come in with black jokes all the time, we bust out laughs plenty.
Nice try though.  |
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Skitz0.X junior member
Member # Joined: 08 Sep 2001 Posts: 28 Location: Georgia
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 8:40 am |
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Well, I guess some people like to be the hero.
Yeah, the word is offensive. But, where did the word come from? What if "apple" was originated as the racist term?
If we ever spoke about apples, and made jokes about something being red and smelly, or whatever...Poprockz would say the same thing.
You nailed it right on the spot, pop. It's just a word. The word has been learned through our society as being a "negative" term.
Yet, I only see something as being negative when it's used in a negative fashion.
That was used in good humor, and I'm sure that 90% of an open-minded black crowd that heard these jokes would laugh.
Chris Rock was brought up? He makes a lot of black jokes with the word Nigger. Just because he's black, does it make it right or wrong? I don't think so.
If someone says something that is truly taken into offense, it doesn't matter who's saying it...it's offensive.
So, yes...if you went up to a black person in the street and say "HEY NIGGER!".... Confrontation would arise
But if u told a joke like that? Obviously just for good humor?
I doubt it would be a huge ordeal.
So, I understand where you're coming from, but just try not to take it negatively.
Because it's not a negative term unless its used as a negative term.
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Jezebel member
Member # Joined: 02 Nov 2000 Posts: 1940 Location: Mesquite, TX, US
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 8:47 am |
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It's not just the word people, it's the joke itself. Hanging black people in the front yard? Yeah... really tasteful humor there. :/
Just for the record, I told my boyfriend this joke [he was born in Trinidad] and he found it pretty sick. Rather than arguing with the people about what you think is "OK" and what isn't, why not just tell jokes that are safe for everyone, hmm? If it offends even one person, then it's probably not appropriate. In this case it's more than one.
Anyway. I'm done. |
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Skitz0.X junior member
Member # Joined: 08 Sep 2001 Posts: 28 Location: Georgia
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 9:09 am |
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Just to make it clear, I understood from the beginning it was the content....but Pop said earlier in a post that he didn't mind the joke, just the WORD.
He indicated that quite clearly, so I just was referring to that post.
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"You can make the same joke without
having to use the **word** "Nigger".
Yes, black people tell the same jokes.
Where did I say they didn't?
My point is the single **word**.
Not the fucking joke, skin colour, etc.
The **word**." - Pop
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FireFry member
Member # Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 226 Location: California, USA
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 1:44 pm |
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quote: Originally posted by Jezebel:
It's not just the word people, it's the joke itself. Hanging black people in the front yard? Yeah... really tasteful humor there. :/
I didn't like the joke myself after I read it. Some of the jokes have been crewd which was something I wasn't expecting when I first posted the thread. But when you have 5000+ people in a forum like this it's bound to happen.
I liked your first joke Beth
quote: The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.
The game of choice for frontline workers is football.
The game of choice for middle management is tennis.
The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.
Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.
neh, probably not as good as I though but it's something
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sacrelicious member
Member # Joined: 27 Oct 2000 Posts: 1072 Location: Isla Vista, CA
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 3:16 pm |
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Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by ten black guys?
A: Quarterback.
There: Racial, but not racist. |
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edible snowman member
Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 3:46 pm |
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the thing about humor is that it's self-regulating. if people aren't laughing at jokes, chances are that people aren't going to tell them anymore. |
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Blitz member
Member # Joined: 04 Oct 2000 Posts: 752 Location: Sedro-Woolley, WA
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 4:04 pm |
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Poprocksz, I have a number of African American friends, and I come in with black jokes all the time, we bust out laughs plenty. |
Thats not the point man.
With friends you can get away with it...its ok. Dosnt matter what race they are...that has not berring on it when they are your good friends
Its the fact that you dont know everyone here. This is a public forum where you must learn to lay back and play it safe. Respect others feelings. The fact that you dont have any idea if somone is going to take offence to something like that is good enough reason not to post it.
Just asking to keep it real man...respect others feelings. Im sure your a pretty good guy...and thats cool. Im not one to judge anyone.
Peace
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Poprocksz member
Member # Joined: 08 May 2001 Posts: 497 Location: Transylvania
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 4:04 pm |
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That is kind of the paradox of it all as well.
Guy calls a girl a bitch-and it's rude.
Girl calls herself a bitch-and it's empowering.
White person calls black person "N"-and It is very wrong.
Black person calls Black person "N"-and it's ok.
Don't ask me.
I don't like the "N" word because, yes it has a
very long and horrible history.
I don't think history is a joke.
I don't think the KKK is a joke, and
they use that word before hanging "PEOPLE".
People are saying I'm making the word mean that.
Read your history books(the ones that aren't lies)
And Bradford.....I'm glad your friends let you say those jokes.
I bet it makes you feel good. |
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Freddio Administrator
Member # Joined: 29 Dec 1999 Posts: 2078 Location: Australia
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 4:06 pm |
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arent you implying that Black people can't play 1/4back ?
hmm
Anyway guys keep it calm and no offensive stuff please..
q:Two Elephants fell of a cliff
a: Boom boom
Q: what did tarzan say when he saw that the Elephants were comming?
A: The elephants are comming
Q:two blonds walk into a building.
A: You would of thought one of em would of seen it. |
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Freddio Administrator
Member # Joined: 29 Dec 1999 Posts: 2078 Location: Australia
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 4:06 pm |
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whats yellow and can't waterski ?
a: A bulldozer |
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social drone member
Member # Joined: 12 Mar 2001 Posts: 120
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2001 10:26 pm |
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stop being such nazis...
you shouldnt have to be racialy sensitive more so than the next person. why the fuck should you have to follow a double standard? fucking shit i call my friends niggers all the time; they give me shit because im white, and i give them shit for being black. its all fucking pointless. i understand everyone has a different perspective of right and wrong, but fucking please cut the bullshit. i dont need a panel of nitwits limiting what i can say to the confines of p.c.ness
if shit offends you dont smell it.
Q: what do you call a black doctor?
A: a nigger.
an elderly black woman in her 80's told me that while laughing so hard she pissed her pants. old people are funny, especially when they piss their pants |
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Poprocksz member
Member # Joined: 08 May 2001 Posts: 497 Location: Transylvania
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 1:31 am |
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I removed this comment because
one of my friends thought it
would be funny to type that without me knowing.
I didn't think it was funny.
Sorry Social Drone.
[ November 03, 2001: Message edited by: Poprocksz ] |
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Snyper member
Member # Joined: 08 Oct 2001 Posts: 54 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 3:13 am |
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So apparently it's socially acceptable to call someone a nazi now? Hell, I think it's worse to call someone a nazi than to call someone the N word. Here is where I'm supposed to say "If you don't like it, don't read it."
Racism is bad mmmmkay.
Here's a sexist one:
Q:What do you do when the dishwasher breaks down?
A:Kick her and tell her to get her bitch ass back to work.
Ok... time to defend the women of the world. GO GO GO! |
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Skitz0.X junior member
Member # Joined: 08 Sep 2001 Posts: 28 Location: Georgia
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 9:32 am |
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J Bradford member
Member # Joined: 13 Nov 2000 Posts: 1048 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 3:44 pm |
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quote: And Bradford.....I'm glad your friends let you say those jokes.
I bet it makes you feel good
Again you missed the point completely. Oh well, Im done trying to make you realize anything. Go ahead and keep posting what you want, each post only makes you look more like a moron. |
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sacrelicious member
Member # Joined: 27 Oct 2000 Posts: 1072 Location: Isla Vista, CA
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 5:27 pm |
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A father and son are heading home to Pittsburg by train. When the son gets to the ticket window, he sees that the woman selling tickets has huge magnificent breasts. Somewhat mesmerized, he mumbles, "I'd like two pickets to Titsburg, please." The ticket seller glares at him and he takes his tickets red-faced and embarrassed back to his father. "Son," says the father, "I heard what you said and you shouldn't be ashamed. Everybody makes those Freudian slips from time to time. Why, just last week at breakfast I meant to ask your mother to pass me the sugar, and instead I said, 'You fucking bitch, you ruined my life!'" |
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Poprocksz member
Member # Joined: 08 May 2001 Posts: 497 Location: Transylvania
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:40 pm |
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They need a "Sarcasm" symbol face or something.
Because what I said Bradford,
was just that.
I see your point a mile away.
As boringly unintelligent it is. |
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sacrelicious member
Member # Joined: 27 Oct 2000 Posts: 1072 Location: Isla Vista, CA
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:59 pm |
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Another witty riposte in this seemingly endless and pointless treacle. Let's just tell some jokes. |
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Lukiaz member
Member # Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Posts: 242 Location: New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 5:04 pm |
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Wrokey dokeyA LITTLE HELP
A young, lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she could give him some oral pleasure.
Once his pants were down to his ankles, the blonde surprised him with a gun and bound his wrists to his ankles. Then, she robbed him of his wallet and clothes, and drove off with his car. Once she was out of sight, the man struggled to his feet and began hopping alongside the road in a desperate attempt to get someone's help.
A short time later, a trucker pulled up alongside the troubled man.
"What happened to you?" asked the trucker, with a grin. The man explained his plight...
The trucker stepped down from his truck, and as he unzipped his pants he remarked, "This just ain't been your day, has it boy!"
AREN'T YOU CURIOUS?
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"
"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.
"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.
"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway." |
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Malachi Maloney member
Member # Joined: 16 Oct 2001 Posts: 942 Location: Arizona
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:13 am |
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A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The elephant looked at them, looked at his razor blade and his mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe. The tree animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and the elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."
The lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."
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strata member
Member # Joined: 23 Jan 2001 Posts: 665 Location: stockholm, sweden
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:38 am |
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Allright, this is an arguement I've been having with my girlfriend: Is this joke funny: A snake slithers into a bar and hops up on a barstool.
He says: Bartender! Gimme a drink!
the bartender replies: No, we don't serve your kind here
the snake slithers off ashamed and sad...
A week later he builds up his confidence and goes back to the bar
-Gimme a drink!
-No, we don't serve your kind here
-But I have the money and everything! Look I can pay!
-It's not that... it's just... well you can't hold your liquor...
Now I find that comlpetely humourless while she thinks it's the best joke on the planet... |
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Malachi Maloney member
Member # Joined: 16 Oct 2001 Posts: 942 Location: Arizona
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 2:44 pm |
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I think your girl is easily amused hommie. |
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balistic member
Member # Joined: 01 Jun 2000 Posts: 2599 Location: Reno, NV, USA
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:08 pm |
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A termite walks into a bar and says:
"Where's the bar tender?" |
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Zek junior member
Member # Joined: 08 Nov 2001 Posts: 5
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 5:41 pm |
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Anally
Induced
Death
Syndrome
j/k  |
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