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Poprocksz · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2001 10:27 pm

gives me the creeps....
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but green ketchup
is just wrong.
I tasted it...it's ketchup.
Maybe the Toxic Avenger would like it but not I said me.

Yuck....now they have purple ketchup.....

Red Leader · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2001 10:47 pm

Thank god there was never Ketchup Clear.

Poprocksz · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2001 11:00 pm

word....would you eat green mayonaise?
hell no....live stuff the way it is.....
green ketchup is like 1 dollar more too..
what a jip.....

Gnome the Juggalo · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2001 11:43 pm

Green Ketchup?
Say what the fuck?
I aint saying shit till you oil me up!

Whoops.

Nah seriously there is such a thing as Green Ketchup?

Whats the flavour?
No one gonna save ya?
Booger and snot?
Fresh from a nose shot?

Aw screw you too :P

And purple? How can they do this....its evil!

Poprocksz · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 12:02 am

Blah to you

Pat · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 1:08 am

Yeah, I saw that green ketchup stuff in the grocery store the other day. I was wondering what the food scientists were gonna do to top that infernal "jelly premixed with peanut butter" evilness.

If you seriously look at some of the items on the shelf you'll be stunned. My local grocer actually has "Pickled Pigs Feet" in a jar. Who eats that?

-Pat

[ August 05, 2001: Message edited by: Pat ]

Poprocksz · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 1:29 am

Yeah...just as yummy as cow tounge...

Ahcri · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 1:28 pm

I've ate both pig's feet and cow's tongue, they're actually quite tasty.
I'm usually willing to try out new things, but I would never buy green ketchup. It'll make more sense if they make jelopenio-chup green. Mmmm...

Poprocksz · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 1:34 pm

I've had monkey brains....it's not bad...cooked.
Tastes like burnt eggs and hambuger.....

Akolyte · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 3:36 pm

*hobbles off, with loss of appetite*

Ahcri · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 4:57 pm

Ooooh, monkey's brain, how luxurious!

It tasted so good.. Mmm.. pure fat..

Lukiaz · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 7:10 pm

mmmmmmm sounds delectable

On school trip(years back), we had a little search in the bush for what are called Huhu grubs(they become Huhu bugs.....complicated I know).
Anyway these things nessle in logs....their basically HUGE maggots. Now I gave the taste test a miss, but I enjoyed watching some of the others place a massive pulsating maggot between their chops and *pop* the baby in half.
Apparently it tastes quite similar to chicken, I'll happily nod to this.......but boy oh boy, screw being lost in the bush, I'd rather recycle by own goods.

Poprocksz · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 11:29 pm

I think chocolate covered crickets
sound a little better than grubs.......
Anthough I used to eat ants as a kid....
come on...like you didn't.......

-Gux- · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2001 11:36 pm

...no

A friend of mine used to force kids to eat sand though. Those were the days.

Jezebel · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 1:30 pm

-Tepox- · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 1:54 pm

Oh my god! I would never put that stuff in my mouth! It almost looks like someone has puked on the fries....

so how it tastes, Jez? did you turned to mutant?!?

Jezebel · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 2:00 pm

That's a picture I pulled off Yahoo. I haven't tried it... personally I hate ketchup no matter what color it is

Poprocksz · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 2:10 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
The Horror the oh my god the horror....
That looks so gross....what a waste of
perfectly good fries......

Breakerboy2 · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 2:13 pm

Eeeeeck. I thought the swirls were just on the packaging. That is so wrong. It's like like Play-do ketchup or a big bottle of fabric paint...

Lukiaz · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 3:23 pm

Can we say.."Artificial"

"Mmmmm thanks mum, thats the best darn sauce I've ever had the pleasure of excreting!"

Frosted Flame · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 3:57 pm

It actually tastes exactly the same as normal ketchup.

It just looks 100x more disgusting. I tried a single fry with the green stuff on it with my eyes closed. I couldn't bring myself to eat any more than one though.. uck, what a retarded marketing tactic.

Ahcri · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 5:06 pm

Apparently, kids likes their food to be gross. I heard a kid in burger king said "Cool! Green ketchup! Looks like nuclear waste!"

jcFIG · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 7:21 pm

Purple & green ketchup and juniorsito 'W' Bush for President, the world is coming to an end I tell you.

Poprocksz · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 7:21 pm

They aslo have cheeto's that change your
tongue green or blue......it's just wrong....

jcFIG · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 7:58 pm

Yeah I had some 'Blow POPS', the ones with the gum in the middle, well anyways I had eaten a green apple and a blue raspberry and they changed my mouth green and blue. I was walking around school looking like I had blue/green lipstick and had to explain myself to my friends that I wasn't wearing lipstick like Ed Wood. What a day to remember.

[ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: jcFIG ]

Jucas · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 10:03 pm

This green ketchup reminds me of New Coke... nough said...

It just doesn't taste right...

jcFIG · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 11:13 pm

LOL, you guys are funny. I'm begining to like it here again despite the rude welcome I recieved.

Poprocksz · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2001 11:55 pm

No shiz....I think pepsi is gross......
and green ketchup.....yak

Awetopsy · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:12 pm

8� blech.

My brother in law loves ketchup. when he goes to mcdonalds he takes the ketchup pack, squirts the whole thing into his mouth and then eats his fries like that.. blech.. eww.. I dont mind ketchup but... thats gross..

and that pic up there really does look nasty.

Poprocksz · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2001 10:23 pm

I don't mind ketchup at all.....
but to think that millions of bucks go into it
when people out there can't eat at all is even more on the disturbing side.
Boycot green and purple ketchup.