[jr]

i'm a huge fan of the simpsons. (best show, ever!) can you name all the characters that died on screen? (not off, like bleeding gums)
frank grimes, maude flanders....... who thinks they can name the others?
oh btw, no holloween speicals either...

[dr . bang]

scratchy dies alot

[Ahcri]

Technically, Frank Grimes didn't die "on screen", you can see him fooling around with the machinary, and the camera steers to Homer as he makes weird faces while the sound of crackling of electricity and his screams fills the background.

[MrPumpernickel]

edit...no halloween special

*slaps himself*

[ July 29, 2001: Message edited by: MrPumpernickel ]

[Impaler]

Sherry Bobbins gets sucked up by an airplane on-screen.

Other than that, I don't think anyone has ever got killed on The Simpsons.

And there was a few frames with Frank Grimes getting electrocuted, but only like, 4 or 5. Technically, he wasn't dead, but, eh.

[v1510nAry]

abe simpsons g/f die's, and he get all the da money and he spends it on the old folks home

[exo13]

Best Simpsons quotes ever:

"I am so smart. I am so smart. s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t."

"Me fail english? That's unpossable!"

"There's a box you can sleep in, just move that cot out of the way."

[jr]

springfields oldest man dies, and steak eatting champion dies. well, when frank is being shocked, i figure he's dead.

ok funny quote time. anything ralph says is classic.
comic book guy is also funny here are some quotes.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.
Salesman: I see, you do have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?
Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average trekker has no use for a medium size belt.
Salesman: Whoa, whoa, a fat, sarcastic Star trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies.
Comic Book Guy: Hey, I, uh, de-oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
Comic Book Guy: Huuuh. Very Well. I must hurry back to my Comic Book Store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

[the_monkey]

i saw mrs kerfafle and principle skinner in the closet making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me...

[Ahcri]

Mmmm... Open Faced Club Sandwich...
Mmmm... Me...

Mmmm... Something...

[]Aratex[]

Ralph Wiggum: "Look, daddy! Whale egg!!"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[Fafnir]

I also LOVE the simpsons a lot...actually too much
my favorite quote, well, one of many is:
(when homer goes back in time in one of the halloween specials)
*bug lands on homer* "BAH! stupid bug, you go squish now!"
P.S.
any simpsons fan should buy "The Simpsons A complete guide to our favorite family" it has every episode in it, well not the recent ones, and the second one, which has episodes up to where they go to japan.

[Shadow-X-]

"I'm a totem pole! A hoya hoya hoya hoya..."
-Ralph Wiggums

[Cooter]

"It tastes like burning."
-Ralph

[exo13]

Oh wait one more Homer quote:

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"

I just remembered that one. Bye, I'm off changing my signature now.

[jr]

well, i may be a grade A moron if i don't tell you this, but there's a new book called the philosophy of the simpsons, check it out, it's written by people smarter than professor frink.

[ex]

Maggie shot Mr. Burns. That has to count.

[maceface]

hehe best homer quotes:

"DONT YOU HATE PANTS?!?"

and when they go to the indian casino homer walks in doing an indian style dance saying
"hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya"

[Ahcri]

There was this one newer episode where Homer opens a daycare center. One of my favorite quote is when Homer turned on Kids Say The Darnest Thing on TV, Bill Cosby starts to babble about Pokemon. Can anyone remember that?

[Gnome the Juggalo]

Hey remember that Simpsons episode where ICP played on stage and then Lisa became a Juggalo and killed Bart for being an absolute fag! I loved that episode...was it a hallowwicked episode thouh? damn...

[FlushablPet]

One quote that had me laughing my arse off...

Marge: "Is'nt that a pretty lousy suggestion Mr. President?"
Bill C: "Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President"

Class

Or Homer: "A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets."

Homer: Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling.
Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... (munch munch munch) mmm... sacre-licious.

Or Phil Hartman as Troy McClure, how we miss thee:

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".


Sigh, classic cartoon, dunno where they get the content writers from

[maceface]

back to the ppl dying in the simpsons...
its to many to count but alot of ppl die on screen in the "hank scorpio" episode...(scorpio is the terrorist that homer works for) if ya didnt know

[jr]

scorpio didn't die , he bought homer the broncos..... james bond died.... but that was off screen.

[Red Leader]

Or Troy in "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to get off!" the musical:

I hate every ape I see, from chimpanz-a to chinpanz-ee, you'll never make a monkey out of me...Oh my god, I was wrong, it's been earth all along! You finally made a monkey out of me!

[Shadow-X-]

how about the episode where the school gets trapped in a snow storm, and skinner is trapped in the net or something


"Ah, excellent, Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack!"

- Skinner towards Nibbles, the school pet hampster

[Poprocksz]

My fave moment has to be the
Snow Plow episode....

Homer says "This plow is sturdy as a mountain goat"
and they show a goat fall off the mountain hitting at least 7 times...
I don't know why...that just makes me crack up
every time.....hahahaha...goat fall down