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nori · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:23 pm

Now this is a true story so listen up.

one day, Four was walking to his advanced mathematics class, when all of a sudden, a squirrel that he thought was only in his dreams popped out of a tree in a hole.... I'll say that again, IT POPPED OUT OF A TREE IN A HOLE. FOUR WAS DEFENSELESS BEING A COMPUTER MATH NERD FAG AND THE SQUIRRL ENDED UP MANGLING HIS HANDS! FOUR COULD NEVER AGAIN EVER HOLD A PENCIL OR TYPE OR PULL ON HIS COCK OR FINGER HIS GIRLFRIEND SO HE ENDED UP JUMPING OFF A BUILDING UNTIL HE WAS DEAD. NOBODY NOTICED HIS DEAD BODY AND SO THEN BIRDS ATE HIS CORPSE OVER THE COURSE OF TWO DAYS AND MAGGOTS FINISHED HIM OFF. AND HE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING.

nori · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:26 pm

THAT WAS FUNNY NORI YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY FAR SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF US!

here's something else I did a couple days ago

it sucks but crits are welcome anyways

[ December 01, 2001: Message edited by: nori ]

Vesuvius · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:42 pm

nori there are 2 people on this forum you will become good friends with: [666]flat and Biseor. why will you be befriended by them? because like them, you too are an ignorant hateful idiot.

nori · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 2:17 pm

Vesuvius: i'm not hateful...

I think you should relax a little and get the facts before you judge someone.

Red Leader · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 3:23 pm

Ummm...are there no mods on this message board? Does this have a place here?

Vesuvius · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 3:26 pm

FOUR WAS DEFENSELESS BEING A COMPUTER MATH NERD FAG AND THE SQUIRRL ENDED UP MANGLING HIS HANDS! FOUR COULD NEVER AGAIN EVER HOLD A PENCIL OR TYPE OR PULL ON HIS COCK OR FINGER HIS GIRLFRIEND SO HE ENDED UP JUMPING OFF A BUILDING UNTIL HE WAS DEAD. NOBODY NOTICED HIS DEAD BODY AND SO THEN BIRDS ATE HIS CORPSE OVER THE COURSE OF TWO DAYS AND MAGGOTS FINISHED HIM OFF. AND HE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING

of course that's a nice friendly message, not hateful at all.

nori · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2001 3:36 pm

Vesuvius: dude it's funny. Don't take it so seriously. Four's actually a really good friend of mine.

Red Leader: Are my drawing not good enough? Or is it the subject matter? What's the differenec between birds eatting someone and spiderman impaled by a construction beam? Seems a little hypocritical to me.

shahar2k · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:17 am

Hatefull paranoia or paranoid hate, you decide, either way I think it's funny

rock on

synj · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 3:45 am

nori rules! back off n' lighten up. we need more wonderous tales like this, not some badly drawn woman with gungaboobs and people posting photos of themselves or others half naked.

we need strategically placed cocks, nipples, and cement. 10 points.

AliasMoze · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:07 am

Those were hungry birds.

The perspective is a tad askew in the first pic.

EBE · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:49 am

hey everybody cool down. I think it�s funny. As he said: don�t take it so seriously. I like the third pic with the girl and the pipes.
No nori your pics aren�t too bad for this forum.
I agree with the others, that it�s worthless to post only photos without any comment or a anything that makes us see that it�s "Art" we�re looking at. But This here IS ART. I had to read what Nori was writing because the pictures seemed to be so sick that I had to know what�s behind the drawing, and I think that is worth a post.

Frost · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 8:48 am

Nori: Not stuff I was expecting of you, sort of shocked. =]

AliasMoze: Askew? Yeah. Oh yeah. =) Long time no see. =)

Vesuvius · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 9:04 am

quote:
Originally posted by nori:
Four's actually a really good friend of mine.

how was I to know this? it seemed as serious as some of the legitimate idiots around. sorry if it was a joke tho.

Red Leader · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:22 am

Nori-

Huh. Um...well, ok. I guess I need to lighten up...I am starting to see a trend towards accepting more and more sexually explicit/ verbally offensive posts on this site, and I'm no mod, so I'll just shut ma' big ol' trap and go with the flow. (However, let me add that at NO TIME was Spidey even THINKING about pulling his cock in my drawing. Heh heh.)

I like the idea of the squirrels gnawing his neck in panel 1, but they're almost impossible to make out.

AliasMoze · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 1:01 pm

Red Leader,
I don't think anyone wants worthless posts in the forum, but there is a trend (or maybe a norm) toward blasting anything out of the ordinary for the group. The replies to odd posts take the form of sarcastic quips addressed -not to the person- but to the group. Instead, why not let an individual decide if he's offended or not.

Hey, Frost. Yeah, long time no see, bro.

[ December 02, 2001: Message edited by: AliasMoze ]

Tarandon · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 1:47 pm

quote: "SO HE ENDED UP JUMPING OFF A BUILDING UNTIL HE WAS DEAD"

how many times did he jump??

Red Leader · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 1:49 pm

Yup. I'm hip to that. As I said, I'm no mod, so I'll just stay out of it. I agree that this should be a place where people can experiment without getting jumped all over...

...if this place had any sort of rules at all, I'm sure the Mods, wherever they are, would take care of offensive messages. That said, this isn't really offensive to me, just sophmoric, and there's sure no law against that!

Hey Nori, the your pipe girl is kinda neat.

nori · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 9:16 pm

Tarandon: until he was dead.. 2 or 4 times I guess.

Vesuvius: no hard feelings

red leader: no hard feelings aswell. It's actually only one squirrl. Maybe if I made it lighter or the black lines smaller.

frost: dunno where you've been. Most of my stuff is rather immature

AliasMoze: perspective is quite a bit screwed. It was kind of a quick color job

synj: I STROKE YOU! I made a snowman out of cement, nipples and a cock a week ago! the nipples were the eyes!