[edible snowman]

me: let me get on the computer
brother: no, i suck
me: you're just playing counterstrike, and your losing. in the middle of the afternoon. its pointless.
brother: you just want to draw, that has no point either.
me: how about i fight you for it.
brother: if you do, ill cry because im a wuss.

*may have been slightly edited from original version.

[Bishop_Six]

hahaha... funny.

I now I have my own computer to do art on. Even though me and my brother never actually fought over it, I always felt like I was being rushed... having your own computer is nice

[A.Buttle]

Here's a sample of my computer dealings...

Me: Damn, I sure could go for a cold beer.
Jesus: Me too, homeboy.
Me: What the fuck?
J: What?
Me: Are you Jesus?
J: Wait, crown of thorns, holes in wrists and feet, beard... yup, must be.
Me: What the hell are you doing here, Jesus?
J: Healings, salvation, that sort of thing. Who's that guy?
Me: Who, Skip?
Skip: Me?
J: Yeah, you.
S: Oh, I'm just Skip. How's it hangin' Jesus?
J: What in the name of Me is that on your face, Skip?
Me: Yeah, what the hell is that?
S: This little thing? Oh, it's just a hyper advanced soviet spy computer.
Me: Need I ask?
J: Word.
S: It's just here to keep track of all the flying hobos we've been seeing lately. You know the ones that appeared just after Charlton Heston accidently shot himself in the foot?
Me: Yeah, those bastards always drop 40 bottles on my head when they're flying.
J: Yeah, hobos suck. Hippies too.
Me: Dude, Jesus, you're a hippie.
J: No I'm not.
S: Yes, you are Jesus.
J: Well, if I'm a hippie than you're a stripper.
Me: What the hell did that mean?
S: Jesus, I think all that water you've been turning into wine has gone to your head.
J: Man, I walk on water. Don't talk shit.
S: Never the less, I've been hearing some rumours from some very trustworthy people that they've seen you getting pretty drunk down at the Bowling alley.
J: Unsubstantiated! Where did you hear that?
S: Matthew and Mark told me.
Me: I heard it from Matthew the Lesser and Paul too.
J: Damn those Apostles. I'm out of here.
Me: Later Jesus.
S: Later, bro.
J: I've got to hit the Bowling Alley.

[edible snowman]

my frequent encounters with jesus do often involve bowling alleys.

[v1510nAry]

hehe, how old is your bro ?

[Jock McxSporran]

Fucking glad I only had a sister

[Impaler]

Him: Hey. Lemme play Half-Life.
Me: No. I'm on the computer.
Him: But you've been on all day!
Me: So?
Him: It's my turn!
Me: Fine.
Him: Can I install x strategy game?
Me: What happened to Half-Life?
Him: I wanna play x strategy game!
Me: Tough. Play Half-Life.
Him: Why can't I install it?
Me: We don't have enough space, and I'm lazy.
Him: Fine. Lemme play Half-Life.
Me: No. *hits the Add Reply button*
Him: You suck..

[exo13]

Brother: Can I play Deus Ex?
Me: No, I'm working
B: but my computer can't play it!
M: than I guess it's a good thing that you weren't the one to buy it.
B: You've been on your computer for two hours.
M: Yeah and I worked eight hours day, five days a week on second shift for three months at that hot, smelly photolab so I could!

[MrPumpernickel]

Don't forget that you had to walk barefoot through the snow uphill both ways just to get there aswell!
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Me: Maybe I'll sit down in front of the comp.
Me: Yes, I'll do that.
*sits down, watches as the comp boots up*
Mom: Can you teach me to (any general internet thingy)
Me: No, I'm buzy
Mom: But it's my computer
Me: So?
Mom: When will you be done then?
Me: Dunno
Mom: FINE!
Me: Whatever...