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steady · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 4:05 am

hey peoples
so get this, ok, this girl that ive had a crush on since 7th grade, who grew up into a woman with a perfect body (we're both seniors now) and i have barely talked to her during my whole school career... Well recently I was talking to a friend about her and I told my friend that I wish she could model for me so I could paint her or something... and my friend told her... Yesterday he says "Kim says you're very flattering, and she would love to model for you." OMFG!@%#!@^!@#& SPLOOGE x 90000 !! ok so like heres my dilemma: How do i get this thing going? Do i go up to her in the hall and be like "Hi uhh duhh you said youd model for me? :O " or should i ask her for her fone number or AIM screen name I dont know what the hell to do i really am helpless and clueless... :[[[
if anyone has some tips or suggestions to help me fulfill this fantasy, please reply!
thanks! (sorry for my horrible sentence structure, cant concentrate while thinking about Kim$!%!@^)

andskj · Guest Member #

ok, thats sounds realy amazing man..... You are a lucky bastard!

First of all....practice.....make sure you get body proportions and stuff right, before she actually is going to moddel.... there is a very great chance u will screw up during the painting if u have had a chrush on her for so long time! Second: Don't use aim, computers or likely to communicate with her. Thats for geeks.... Ask her for her phone number, and make sure you call her on the right time of the day. (that means: not right after school, in the morning, the night or in the afternoon.). In the evning would be a good plan. She has told u that sho would like to pose for you, so she probably meant that. Call her, and make an appointment. And before she comes to your house, make sure everything is arranged.

Be layed back, and don't be in a hurry. Take your time, and be a gentelman!

Hope it helps.....

the best of luck!

faustgfx · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 4:39 am

by the way, next time you post this crap, be sure to use like [LOVELIFE!!!] tag in the thread subject line or something..

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Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 8:28 am

hahaha

dr . bang · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 9:17 am

Also, remember to take a photo of her and post it up here. |:O)___________

Jabberwocky · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 2:44 pm

Watch that part in Titanic a few hundred times... he did pretty good... Remember big blue stone necklace!

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Lunatique · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 3:12 pm

Definitely take photos. This is your only chance to capture your beauty. Capture her with photos, and then your painting. Be flattering, but don't gush and pile it on.
be articulate in your praises instead of fumbling with "duh...you shur r purdy..."

Most of all, be PROFESSIONAL.

balistic · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 4:10 pm

If it turns out that she has like, three nipples or something, you might want to exercise some artistic license.

And wear a loose apron.

In all seriousness though dude, this chick sounds like she wants to flirt with you . . . don't spend too much time planning everything out, as that can seem creepy. I mean, don't be rubbing your hands together maniacally and drooling.

As for the photo thing, that can make models uncomfortable because of the tendency for said snapshots to end up on the 'net. Personally, I wouldn't even mention taking pictures.

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Nex · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 4:16 pm

*rubs his hands together maniacally and drools*

SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:01 pm

The only part of Titanic that didn't bore me shitless was the bit where the bloke falling off the end bounces rather fatally off the propeller. I found that hilarious, woke me right up. So much so, I cheered. The woman sat next to me was not amused.

Oh, am I going off topic? Well, my only 'useful' (your mileage may vary) advice is:

Unplug/turn off any phones in the vicinity.
Faff about as much as you can. Enjoy it while you've got it.
Don't faff about too much. Don't let her get bored. Play her favourite relaxing music, keep her comfortable. If she enjoys this enough, she might even come back for seconds. Note that although you want something she likes, do not play music she'll start wanting to dance to. The last thing you want is for her to start bouncing around. Well, on second thoughts, you might quite like that, but it won't help your art any.
Do it sitting down. Preferably with something covering your lap.
Make sure you get a few pictures done, and let her keep at least one.
Don't fart.

Thus ends this utterly useless transmission.

dr . bang · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 10:20 pm

and don't do anything stupid that can be resulted to jail

Jabberwocky · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 4:22 pm

I thought the part watching Jake fall deep into the dark cold water to his wet grave was the best part... No the stupid girl sitting infront of me who asked the girl next to her, "Does the ship sink?" Was funny.

Having Photos taken would be okay if she has her clothes on (unless she's willing to do without clothes), tell her it's so you can get all her sides.

Be yourself, don't try to be something you're not. Let her know from the beginning who you are... That's so if she likes you she likes you for you.

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Frost · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 6:04 pm

So -- get your thrills yet?

KrassOtti · member Member # Joined: 07 Mar 2001 Posts: 112

Titanic was freakin awesome! The movie was just incredible. One of the best movies ever.

No, I'm not gay

[arg, you just hate the movie cuz it got that one gay guy, but he is a really good actor though]

Ragnarok · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 11:11 pm

No, he is an I-just-have-one-face actor.

SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 4:08 am

Actually, watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Leonardo is in fact very good actor. He just turned into a whining, big headed, spoilt brat when he became famous, and then only did films that stroked his ego sufficiently.

Jabberwocky · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 7:39 pm

I liked The Beach with him in it. It was pretty good. But Titanic? Okay big ship hits little iceburgde and goes down (taking about 2 hours to sink) killing lots of people (including the guy that bounces of the propeller as stated above). Hummm, and that's what I knew before I went to see the movie. Oh and don't take someone who's afraid of the water to it... my mother is and ran out of the movie... kinda funny when you think about it.

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Ian · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 12:20 am

I hated Titanic. The Beach was fucking unrealistic as hell. Gilbert Grape was a good movie but it's the only good movie leo did. All the rest suck.

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faustgfx · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 12:32 am

for the record, city of angels is a good movie 'cause meg ryan dies in it.

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